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Thomas & Friends Recall

James the Red EngineTopham Hatt’s off to James for sending me this recall notice for a number of Thomas & Friends toys. Apparently, many of the red wooden toys have lead in the paint, which goes a long way toward explaining the slack jaws and drooling that seem to afflict any 2- to 5-year-old boy who comes near them. As a fervid Thomas collector, this could have been a devastating development for Carter, but fortunately we have mostly the die-cast metal trains (all the better to scratch your wooden floors with). The West Loop Railway shall remain intact.
While I’m at it, though, I thought I’d do my part and pass along a few other Thomas toys that have been recalled for various reasons. If you have any of the following items, please contact the manufacturer:

  • Blacklung Bernie, the Asthmatic Coal Car
  • The Thomas Goes to Amsterdam “First Time” Red Light District Playset
  • Scabby, the Union Busting Diesel
  • Shakes the Hobo
  • Sammy the Slaughterhouse Boxcar (with livestock figurines)
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Written by Matt Wood

June 14th, 2007 at 7:59 am

Posted in Essays

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