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Beware the Deuce
It’s fitting that my baby and dog walking fantasy was ruined by shit, because as anyone with children or dogs knows, at some point their entire life became obsessed with it. I spent the first 28 years of mine avoiding it; now I follow my dog around with a plastic bag to collect and preserve it like some sort of fecal packrat, and I have in-depth discussions with my wife about the color, texture, and odor of Carter’s dirty diapers.